WATCH: Russell Wilson’s Week 1 Highlights

Hey, Seattle: how’d ya like ya boy?

Russell Wilson went 18-for-24 for uno touchdown, uno intercepcion and 153 yards.

Meanwhile, his counterpart – Arizona rookie John Skelton – left the game early. With, like, an injury. Of course, the Cardinals won and the Seahawks lost.

Does Russell Wilson merit a jersey purchase, Seattle? Or, are you still reaching for Marshawn Lynch and Sidney Rice tunics?