Kontinental Hockey Korrespondent, White Cover Magazine
This move was invented by Steven Stamkos. It was perfected by Robbie Schremp. And, one day ago it was made famous by one Pavel Datsyuk. He’s the greatest puck wizard in the world — like Gandalf with a Reebok blade — and he’s on his way back to North America.
Unfortunately, that means the end of North America’s coverage of the KHL. Looks like we’ll have to wait for this new Collective Bargaining Agreement to end before we can see Russians duke it out in an arena which appears to be either sponsored by the former Soviet Union, or a bottle of San Pellegrino.
Enjoy Mr. Datsyuk’s newest reveal above.