Wanna Watch Shaun White Eat A Hamburger?

This passes for news now. Well, it doesn’t, actually, but it passes for YouTube-ility.

Shaun White. Eating a hamburger. Wearing an ascot and a sport coat. Talking weird. Or, talking normal. (We’ve never heard him talk before.) GoPro.

The title is “Burger Time! So Goooooood”. Think what you will, but he doesn’t even say, “Big Kahuna Burger?!” That’s disappointing.