The crew at Next Media Animation is getting more and more accurate with their suddenly growing sports coverage. It’s almost like they have a department over there. It’s shameless, yes. But, isn’t Entertainment Tonight, as well? We’re not sure if that’s an endorsement or just a fact but, either way, it means you’re allowed to watch.
In today’s headlines (and yesterday’s, since the Taipei time zone throws us for a loop), Shaun White gets animated as a literal Flying Tomato, and Americans are so fat they could disgust a Cosby cartoon character.
Line of the day?
“White is disgracing redheads and snowboarders everywhere… by acting like a total douchebag.”
1) “Shaun White: Olympic snowboarder arrested for public intoxication”
2) “Food Stamps fuel America’s appetite for junk food”
3) “Adult Obesity Rates, 2030: Americans, you’ll be even fatter”