The Best Fake Porn Titles (Based off Real Movies)

I apologize to everyone who has — at some point in their life — taken themselves seriously. This may not be the post for you. But, if it wasn’t on this site, it would be on another one. Actually, it’s on several.

Here are The Best Fake Porn Titles Based Off Real Movies.

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Extremely Hard and Incredibly Close

(Based off Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)

Mr. Holland’s Penis

(Based off Mr. Holland’s Opus)

Glad He Ate Her

(Based off Gladiator)

My Cousin’s-In-Me

(Based off My Cousin Vinny)

How Stella Got Groove All Over Her Back

(Based off How Stella Got Her Groove Back)

Schindler’s Fist

(Based off Schindler’s List)

Field of Creams

(Based off Field of Dreams… and, only necessary if paired with the tagline “If You Stroke It, He Will Come”)

Jizz

(Based off Jaws)

There Will Be Blood

(Not altered)

Albert’s Nobb

(Based off Albert Nobbs)

Vajay J Edgar

(Based off J Edgar)

The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butt

(Based off The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

The Artits

(Based off The Artist)

Huge-o

(Based off Hugo)

War Whores

(Based off War Horse)

Midnight IN Paris

(Based off Midnight in Paris)

Angela’s Asses

(Based off Angela’s Ashes)

Moneyballs

(Based off Moneyball)

V for Vagina

(Based off V for Vendetta)

The Iron Labia

(Based off The Iron Lady)

E.T. – The Extra Testicle

(Based off E.T. – The Extra Terrestrial)

Blow

(Not altered)

American Booty

(Based off American Beauty)

A Cockwork Orange

(Based off A Clockwork Orange)

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As you can guess, there are thousands more possibilities. In fact, the sickest minds could turn almost anything into a viable porn title.

We’ll just leave it here with our dignity intact.