Why Canadians Should Be Proud of ‘Argo’. Yes, Proud.

———————————————————— by Connor Foote Lotus Land Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— There’s no need to review a film you’ve all either seen or heard far too much about (although it’s well-deserved for a worthy Best Picture winner). Chances are, if you haven’t seen Argo, you may have heard about it for the wrong reasons… specifically, about some Canadian […]

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Oscar Bronze: Seth MacFarlane Rocked the Academy Awards. Just Sayin’.

———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Here’s the problem with those who hated Seth MacFarlane’s first (and, probably only) Oscars hosting gig: you’re even more predictable than the show, itself. First, nobody knows what they want from an Oscars host and they never have. James Franco and Anne Hathaway fart an unmemorable night […]

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Was ‘Crash’ Really the Worst Oscar Winner Ever? … Ever?

———————————————————— by Connor Foote Lotus Land Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— This just in: people aren’t crazy about Crash. Sure, the movie was good, but good isn’t great. Good isn’t Best Picture. Good isn’t Brokeback Mountain, or even Capote or Good Night, and Good Luck. Or, Munich. When Paul Haggis’s shallow swipe at racism in America worthy of a 9 p.m. slot on the […]

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Trailer Review: ‘$ellebrity’ and Jennifer Aniston Pretend To Not Be Famous

———————————————————— by Connor Foote Trailer Reviewer, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Through this trailer’s two minutes or 60 seconds (or however long it is), we’re constantly flooded with a lot of things true and many things untrue. It’s not that Jennifer Aniston doesn’t believe herself when she pleads pity about her photos in every magazine from Tacoma […]

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Oscar Bronze: Why Must Sports Films Always Sell Themselves Short?

————————————————– by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ————————————————– Like it, love it, loathe it. The Golden Globes set the pace for the Oscars. Now that five films have been nominated for both Best Picture – Drama and Best Picture – Comedy, we know that The Master cannot win come Academy season. It may get nominated. But, […]

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