Do skateboarders even wear the used-too-often fragrance? Is cologne even available through Red Bull’s sponsorship packages? It doesn’t seem like the wear (or spend money on) anything that hasn’t been provided to them gratis. Is cologne not anti-establishment enough?
Oh, you mean, they’re in Cologne, Germany? The town? Not, The Town?
That’s disappointing, but hearing dudes with adopted and self-taught surfer accents trying to speak Die Sprache in Ihr Land must be priceless. (Oh, they don’t do that?) Oh well, just watch the tape. It’s above. It’s only Acht Minuten.