Bayou Correspondent, White Cover Magazine
*These “articles” will be short. Like, one paragraph. The goal is not to provide a succinct recap of my thoughts or show off how confident I am in my picks or decision. It’s just this it’s a damn Saturday and I’m lazy and if you really wanted a better analysis of who’s going to win and why (?), then you’d go somewhere else.
Everyone wants to see another Peyton Manning v/ Tom Brady thing. I’m betting this doesn’t happen. Why? Because it would be too perfect, and because that was, like, 5,000 years ago. Let’s face it: nobody likes New England. It would be just great to see their fans ball their eyes out and stuff chowder down their throat while watching Boondock Saints. This isn’t about football. It’s about Houston being far more likeable than New England.
Final Score: Houston 31, New England 24