Matt Schaub Doesn’t Want Ndamukong Suh on the Houston Texans. Duh.

Last Thursday, Ndamukong Suh treated Matt Schaub’s balls like they were the reason why Kreese told Johnny to “Sweep the leg!” in Karate Kid. Already going down, Suh stretched that left leg of his out and clipped Schaub ever so powerfully in the testicles.

He avoided suspension. Oh well, he’ll do something next week. But, Schaub wasn’t letting it lie there.

“You don’t want  a player like that,” he said. “The stuff that he stands for and the type of player he is, that’s not Houston Texan-worthy… That’s not what we’re about as a football team, as individuals, collectively as a group, we’re not that type of person.”

Of course, Schaub could have always just pointed to the standings. Or, to the final score from Thursday’s game.

Now, for those of who saying, “Well, he didn’t hit him that hard. Who cares?”

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts? It doesn’t take much.