Kelly Slater’s The Man on Red Bull’s YouTube Channel

Episode 6 of Red Bull’s Travelin Sal series not only showcased the energy drink’s unwillingness to use ‘ng’, but it also starred everyone’s favourite bald man, Kelly Slater. ‘Cause, you know, Michael Jordan isn’t making any new friends.

It’s the sixth part in Red Bull’s larger series about the U.S. Open of Surfing, in the sport’s birthplace of Huntington Beach, California. Although, really, we could have sworn it was Hawaii’s North Shore, but whatever.

Travelin Sal, or Dreadless Sal, is really named Sal Masekela. But, the bigger question… why call him Dreadless Sal? Aren’t more people dreadless?