One retired to little fanfare as a member of the Golden State Warriors. The other retired to little fanfare as a member of the Minnesota Vikings. (Do any of you even remember seeing them play one game for either of those teams?)
One talks slow. The other talks even slower.
One is trying to be on television. The other is trying to be on television. (But, they both seem to be continually pretending to not want to be on television.)
One was a really big deal for a couple years in the early 2000’s. Ditto.