I stumbled across an interesting piece of hyperventilated literature today. It’s the typical blog post: someone with a poor grasp of punctuation rambles on, finally getting something off his or her chest, something they just couldn’t possibly leave alone. Until the next day, of course, when they’re onto something new. (And, yes, that is exactly what this […]Read more "Is Chivalry Really Dead? Who Cares."
———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— I can’t sum up the energy to write a proper intro for this “piece”. Let’s just do this thing… The Oprah Crowd has to be the best part of every one of these “The Women Tell All” deals. Every quick cutaway to a bored housewife gasping at a […]Read more "‘The Bachelor’: Recapping ‘The Women Tell All’ in a Few Bitchy Bullet Points"
———————————————————— by Connor Foote Lotus Land Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— You’d think sports journalists could refrain from becoming People magazine bloodhounds, but that would be asking a little too much. I’m not even being sarcastic or cheeky. I’m being serious, and nobody should have to resist anything quite as famous as Sports Illustrated‘s annual Swimsuit Issue. This […]Read more "Sports Illustrated Shows Off Kate Upton, Michelle Jenneke, and Katherine Webb"
———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Let me just say it about be out with it: I hate jewelry.Read more "How ‘The Bachelor’ Ruined Jewelry For Me"
———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— To be fair, Jimena Sanchez and Elba Jimenez are not popular for their Super Bowl vlogs. Sure, it’s part of their gimmick — and, it brought them to English-speaking mens’ attention in 2012 — but they’re also just two hosts in a rotating roster of Spanish language YouTube presenters for Record […]Read more "Women in Lingerie Talk About the Super Bowl"
———————————————————— by Turf Albert Chief Football Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— The BCS Championship isn’t over yet, but it’s basically over. (Alabama leads 21-0 and it really doesn’t matter how much time is left.) Still, nobody cares about football anymore, and that’s probably because Brent Musburger’s older man complex allowed us five seconds of grace while ESPN’s […]Read more "AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Gets Caught by Brent Musburger’s Wandering eye"
————————————————– How old when were you when the phrase “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” stopped sounding cool?Read more "Is Las Vegas Still Las Vegas?"
Canadians puts up with ice. All year long. We have two seasons: winter and July. But, like everyone else, we like boobs. We even have terms like “Puck Sluts,” And, that’s how ideas like this come along: THE BIKINI HOCKEY LEAGUE. Even 14-year-olds masturbating to a 2007 copy of Maxim magazine interrupted themselves when they saw that […]Read more "NSFW: Give a Full-Hearted Welcome to the Bikini Hockey League"
————————————————– Female athletes rejoice. Kind of. If you wanted recognition among Ask Men’s 99 Most Desirable Women of 2012, you got it. Of course, it came in the form of a 19-year-old hurdler’s warmup dance just prior to a fifth place finish. Still, it’s a victory, right?Read more "Yay, Sports! Michelle Jenneke Finishes 10th in AskMen’s Most Desirable Women of 2012"
How do you sell women’s sports? Well, according to a new and growing trend, you put them in their underwear. We have the Lingerie Football League, which has become a sensation and google-fest in every community it has laid its roots. Now we have the Bikini Basketball League, which recently held public tryouts in Miami, […]Read more "NSFW: Give a Full-Hearted Welcome to the Bikini Basketball League, Miami"