Is Chivalry Really Dead? Who Cares.

I stumbled across an interesting piece of hyperventilated literature today. It’s the typical blog post: someone with a poor grasp of punctuation rambles on, finally getting something off his or her chest, something they just couldn’t possibly leave alone. Until the next day, of course, when they’re onto something new. (And, yes, that is exactly what this […]

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‘The Bachelor’: Recapping ‘The Women Tell All’ in a Few Bitchy Bullet Points

———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— I can’t sum up the energy to write a proper intro for this “piece”. Let’s just do this thing… The Oprah Crowd has to be the best part of every one of these “The Women Tell All” deals. Every quick cutaway to a bored housewife gasping at a […]

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Sports Illustrated Shows Off Kate Upton, Michelle Jenneke, and Katherine Webb

———————————————————— by Connor Foote Lotus Land Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— You’d think sports journalists could refrain from becoming People magazine bloodhounds, but that would be asking a little too much. I’m not even being sarcastic or cheeky. I’m being serious, and nobody should have to resist anything quite as famous as Sports Illustrated‘s annual Swimsuit Issue. This […]

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Women in Lingerie Talk About the Super Bowl

———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— To be fair, Jimena Sanchez and Elba Jimenez are not popular for their Super Bowl vlogs. Sure, it’s part of their gimmick — and, it brought them to English-speaking mens’ attention in 2012 — but they’re also just two hosts in a rotating roster of Spanish language YouTube presenters for Record […]

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AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Gets Caught by Brent Musburger’s Wandering eye

———————————————————— by Turf Albert Chief Football Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— The BCS Championship isn’t over yet, but it’s basically over. (Alabama leads 21-0 and it really doesn’t matter how much time is left.) Still, nobody cares about football anymore, and that’s probably because Brent Musburger’s older man complex allowed us five seconds of grace while ESPN’s […]

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Yay, Sports! Michelle Jenneke Finishes 10th in AskMen’s Most Desirable Women of 2012

————————————————– Female athletes rejoice. Kind of. If you wanted recognition among Ask Men’s 99 Most Desirable Women of 2012, you got it. Of course, it came in the form of a 19-year-old hurdler’s warmup dance just prior to a fifth place finish. Still, it’s a victory, right?

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