———————————————————— by Mr. Coach Klein Bayou Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Despite all their efforts to pull off another heartbreaking loss in front of their home crowd, the Atlanta Falcons actually won a playoff game on Sunday afternoon.Read more "The Atlanta Falcons Accidentally Beat the Seattle Seahawks"
Hey, you’ve got the rest of your life to win one of these. (Photo “courtesy” of Bleacher Report) We talked last night about predicting winners at the Masters, or at any PGA Tour event. Simply put, it’s not a real thing. You can’t predict anything. There are five or six guys who can be considered […]Read more "Predicting the Masters and Our Odds for Implosion 2012"
Rob Gronkowski has been getting the business during Super Bowl week. (Photo “courtesy” of YouTube) Without Rob Gronkowski, the New England Patriots chances drop drastically. With Rob Gronkowski, New Englanders will sleep better but the truth remains the same… Gronk’s ankle sucks.(*If you didn’t know, “day-by-day” means “sucks.”) So, the Giants finally got that extra […]Read more "Super Bowl: So, Who’s the Underdog?"
“Ehh! I don’t get no respect!” (Photo “courtesy” of Daily Comedy) This might be offensive to the New York Giants, unless of course you realize the obvious thing, which is that Vegas odds are set-up primarily to rile gamblers and rap the riff of the left side of your brain. It’s with that in my […]Read more "The New York Giants: 20-1 for the 2013 Super Bowl"
Juggernaut, or Jugger Not? (Photo “courtesy” of MikeFanelli.com) All right, so… up front, I’m taking the New England Patriots in this game in every way. I like Timmy. I do. But, I fully expect NE to destroy the Broncos for the following reasons: Tom Brady at 100% with the ball is far more dangerous than […]Read more "Uneducated NFL Predictions: New England Patriots (-14) v. Denver Broncos"
Do you believe in magic? (Photo “courtesy” of VegasSportsBetting.com) These are the games you’d love to bet on, but hate the line. Lines suck, okay. Lines suck for cocaine. Lines suck for the DMV. And, lines suck for football.What are we supposed to do with the New Orleans Saints (-3.5) and the San Francisco 49ers. […]Read more "Uneducated NFL Predictions: New Orleans Saints (-3.5) v. San Francisco 49ers"