ExoDallas: The Stars’ Purge Ends Before Deadline Day
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Texas Correspondent, White Cover Magazine
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It sure looks like the Dallas Stars were trying to offload a lot — well, all — of their baggage.
With the Trade Deadline approaching and then fleeing without anything that could be considered a thud, the Stars got in the groove early. They had already shipped off Michael Ryder, but they got Erik Cole in return. It’s hard to see if that was a buy or a sell. On Tuesday, they pushed some assets out again. They shipped Derek Roy to Vancouver and cut ties with Jaromir Jagr, who was off to Boston by the time New Englanders were commuting home to Charlestown.
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The Comeback Trail: JaMarcus Russell’s Long and Winding Road
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Bayou Correspondent, White Cover Magazine
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Forget that he’s maybe the biggest No. 1 Draft bust of all-time. Forget that he apparently weights over 300 pounds right now. Forget that nobody wants him. Forget that he was arrested in 2010 for having codeine syrup on him.
Just forget it all. JaMarcus Russell wants to make a comeback.
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The AFC North: Where Do We Go From Here?
The Pittsburgh Steelers needed a win. They didn’t get it. Nope, they fell flat in overtime — right in the middle of the Dallas Cowboys obnoxious centre-field Lonestar logo while Jerry Jones smiled and grinned like the evil, overrated pirate he’s always been.
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$44 Million: A Golden State of Mind for Steph Currey
The Golden State Warriors inked their franchise player and padded their resume in their now-almost-completely-obvious title of Coolest Team in the NBA, locking up Steph Currey on Wednesday for four years and $44 million.
Simple math tells us that’s $11 per season. Oh, wait. That’s a lot.
Currey’s an ultra-smooth long-baller who seems ready to call connect whenever he runs down the court. He’s injury prone and tiny, but doesn’t that just make him a little cooler? For an underdog to be an underdog — which Golden State has been ever since Chris Mullin left or they ventured into the wilderness with those WWE-themed uniforms in the 1990′s and early 21st century.
“Curry battled an ankle injury for much of last season, but has been one of the league’s top young guards when healthy,” writes SB Nation. “He has averaged 17.5 points, 5.8 assists, and 4.1 rebounds per game since being drafted with the seventh pick out of Davidson in 2009. Curry has hit 44 per cent of his threes as a pro, and pairs with Klay Thompson to form one of the best sharpshooting backcourts in the NBA.”
Steph is, of course, the leader and the go-to guy on Golden State. Monta Ellis is gone, so he won’t have to wait for the ball like he’s in a deli line. Andrew Bogut is there. Thompson and David Lee are there. The team’s his, and he has to run with it.
“It’s a blessing to have that responsibility,” said Currey, speaking about his new role as the undisputed leader of San Jose. “I don’t take it lightly that Coach Mark Jackson has a lot of confidence in me to go out there and do it. I approached this season with that in mind, to go out and be a vocal leader on the floor.
“It does mean a lot to have that backing from the coaching staff, from your ownership and from your teammates, as well.”
Well, at least he gets it. $44 million should buy you someone who gets it…
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Meanwhile, if you’re clinging to Curry’s magic with the Davidson Wilcats, that stuff’s below…
Do You Know Who Ed Hochuli Is Yet?
Forget the Seattle Seahawks. Ed Hochuli has benefitted from the NFL’s referee lockout more than anybody, or anything, else.
For a long time, Hochuli has been the go-to guy that everyone pictures when they think “NFL Ref”. It’s because you often see him on the microphone, announcing the calls that many of us (apparently) didn’t realize were so tough to make. It’s mostly because he’s jacked. Hochuli’s guns make him look like Chris Hemsworth, even though he’s closer in age to Frank Costanza.
Of course, with the last three weeks of unrepentant replacement ref bi*ching that’s been going on, and with the NHL lockout pushing normally angry Canadians into a winter of discontent, nobody’s had anything to talk about besides how Roger Goodell is an idiot, and they follow it up with photos of Ed Hochuli.
The man’s been on more CBS Facebook posts in the last month than KONY 2012 in March.
He’s been the front (and back) of every major metropolitan newspaper. He’s forced everyone who works for Foot Locker to suddenly start doing push-ups on their lunch break.
And, there’s his email reputation. Hochuli has suddenly built up a fan base among those who love his candid responses to pleading letters from little kids and fans of all walks of life.
Ed Hochuli is a genius, and he’s become the eventual face of the NFL’s 2012 referee saga, even though he has yet to make a call.
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