What’s More Predictable: Grantland or The Great Gatsby?

———————————————————— by Turner Lavoie Literary Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— The funny thing about being an awfully pessimistic website (all the time) is that you eventually become as predictable as the stuff you claim isn’t creative. This doesn’t make you a genius. It makes you a mouth.

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Lit, Remixed: Here’s What the Los Angeles Lakers Were Reading in 2010

———————————————————— by Ballin’ Jones Hardcourt Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— These are the stories I love. Lit mixes with the world of sports. GQ can’t keep up (because they don’t actually read), and Metta World Peace (oh, Hell, it’s Ron Artest) stands out above the rest of the flock. The L.A. Lakers have been the public’s punchline for much […]

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Anne of Green Gables vs. The Red Shoe Diaries

———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— READ: “Anne of Green Gables Fans Blast New Blond Version” — The Toronto Star (Feb. 7, 2013) ———————————————————— Do you remember The Red Shoe Diaries? If you’re a man now, you do. You remember it from your childhood, when you would have touched your dick for anything that looked like […]

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If Only F. Scott Fitzgerald Could See His Gatsby Now…

———————————————————— by Turner Lavoie Literary Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife Zelda was controlled by delusions of grandeur and the poisons of excess. She drove herself, her husband, and their marriage into a shit box fuelled with alcohol and depression. In the end, both went down in a flame — much like Scott’s […]

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