———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— The Super Bowl is over, and the same two questions are asked annually at this time: Do the kids in Africa really get the stuff Nike makes for the losers? (The answer is yes.) Did the best team win?Read more "So, the Best Team Didn’t Win the Super Bowl?"
———————————————————— by Turner Lavoie Haight-Ashbury Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— This we know: television has been played out.Read more "Experience the Super Bowl on Instagram"
———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— To be fair, Jimena Sanchez and Elba Jimenez are not popular for their Super Bowl vlogs. Sure, it’s part of their gimmick — and, it brought them to English-speaking mens’ attention in 2012 — but they’re also just two hosts in a rotating roster of Spanish language YouTube presenters for Record […]Read more "Women in Lingerie Talk About the Super Bowl"
———————————————————— by Mr. Coach Klein Bayou Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— New Orleans chose the Pelicans because they wanted to represent their city and their state on their logo. Instead, they ended up with a generic, EA Sports-ish decal. Our question: Why not just soak the bird in oil? Wouldn’t that suit the Gulf better than […]Read more "This Should Be the New Orleans Pelicans Logo"
———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Call me crazy, but I don’t think hockey is back yet. I mean, I’ve heard the news. I know the NHL returned last Saturday — just in time for CBC to ejaculate all over their landmark Toronto building on Front Street — and I know viewership has […]Read more "The Lockout Is Over, But the NHL Has a Long Way To Go"
San Francisco? St. Louis? The more you talk about either team, the deeper they both seem. All the hoopla and jam has been about the Detroit Tigers and the flaccid penises bats of the New York Yankees, but the National League is giving us a hell of a ride, starring the last two World Series champions. […]Read more "The Mustard Seeds: The National League Will Win the 2012 World Series"
Congratulations to the NFC West. Not too long ago, in fact, only two months ago really, you were kind of a joke. You were a punch line. A VERY EASY PUNCH LINE. And, kind of a lazy one. You were in the Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, Nickelback kind of punchline. Whenever anybody else in the NFL […]Read more "Dear NFC West: Welcome Back to Relevancy"
How did this happen? Through six weeks, the NFC West has more teams with a winning record than the entire AFC. That’s no joke. The worst team in the NFC West – the St. Louis Rams – is as good as the best team in the AFC East and (maybe after Monday night) the AFC […]Read more "The Mustard Seeds: Is the NFC West the Best Division in the NFL?"
Buck Showalter has a tortured history of one of baseball’s most consistent managers. After resurrecting championship hopes for teams in New York, Arizona, and (to a lesser extent) Texas, Showalter was shown the door in all three cities before each of them went on to either win multiple World Series, or content for them. Now, […]Read more "The Mustard Seeds: Buck Showalter vs. The New York Yankees"
Should you start Andrew Luck in Week 6? He’s coming off his best performance of the year – and one of the best performances for any quarterback this year – but some are still doubting whether Luck is a bonafide No. 1 in their fantasy leagues. The short answer: Yes. He is. Host: Kolby SolinskyOctober […]Read more "The Mustard Seeds: Would You Start Andrew Luck in Week 6?"