Rembert Browne Just Owned the Internet with Sheens v. Jordan

———————————————————— by Ballin’ Jones Hardcourt Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Attention. Attention, everyone. If you could quiet down in the back. I have little to say that hasn’t already been said by Grantland’s finest staff writer. Or, written by him. I can picture him laughing while he writes it, though, so I guess that’s why […]

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What’s More Predictable: Grantland or The Great Gatsby?

———————————————————— by Turner Lavoie Literary Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— The funny thing about being an awfully pessimistic website (all the time) is that you eventually become as predictable as the stuff you claim isn’t creative. This doesn’t make you a genius. It makes you a mouth.

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How Much Trouble Are the Los Angeles Dodgers In?

———————————————————— by Tom Ebbetts Diamond Dispatch, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— How much trouble are the Los Angeles Dodgers in? In short, not much. If they want to win a World Series, though, then, yeah… they’ll need some work. Some tweaking. Some help with the plumbing downstairs. Maybe a condom to fit their $2 billion value into […]

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The Book of Basketball (Diaries): Dwight Howard and Yo’ Momma, Bargnani’s Millions, and the Steph Curry Thing

———————————————————— by Ballin’ Jones Hardcourt Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Chapter 1 The Long and Winding Road of Dwight Howard’s Quest to Become the 2010 Version of LeBron James You know how everyone loves Dwight Howard?

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Who Wins: Will Leitch vs. Bill Simmons

———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Will Leitch For: Vicious. Intelligent. A computer. Excellent with adjectives. Self-reflective. Self-loathing, and all-loathing. But, most of all? Leitch seems to (I’d bet my entire “fortune” on it) genuinely care about the sports he covers and the athletes he rips apart. Most of his oft-criticized […]

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The New Orleans Pelicans? What about Louisiana?

———————————————————— by Mr. Coach Klein Crawfish Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— It’s easy to poke fun at the New Orleans Hornets newest probable nickname, The Pelicans. It’s goofy, after all. It’s not really basketball-related, if anything is. Speaking of that, Hornets isn’t either. This team’s history is burdened with a stronger connection to Charlotte than the […]

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In Offense of Andy Reid: A Friendly Response to Grantland’s Bill Barnwell

by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine —————————— Everyone knows this: after 14 years spent monitoring the Philadelphia Eagles sidelines with both the calmness of a walrus and the posture of a walrus, it’s unfortunate to see Andy Reid’s tenure come to such a smouldering, shameful close. It would be unfortunate to see anyone’s life unfold this […]

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