The Ottawa RedBlacks. This is Why the CFL Sucks Most of the Time.

———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— The CFL has always been the little brother-in-denial to the NFL’s letterman-wearing half of the family. Yes, the CFL is great and the football can be absolutely righteous – I mean, has the NFL ever had a quarterback throw for over 700 yards in a game? […]

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The Miami Dolphins Have the Laziest Uniforms in Professional Sports

———————————————————— by Chesapeake Charlie Annapolis Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— When I originally heard the Miami Dolphins were changing their logo, I wasn’t happy about it. There’s no logical reason to update something with so much history and, although ‘DOLPHINS‘ is the pussiest-sounding nickname in the NFL, there’s a lot of history there. Shula. 1972. Dan Marino. Why […]

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Tim Tebow Ain’t Even Good Enough for the CFL, Right Stephen A?

———————————————————— by Chesapeake Charlie Annapolis Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— It’s easy for Americans to assume that almost any of them could play in the CFL. It’s their Grapefruit League, their McDonald’s foam pit, or their cousin who failed out of massage school. So, it would be simple to assume that if Tim Tebow could play quarterback […]

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Michael Vick is Faster Than LeSean McCoy. This is News in Philadelphia.

———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— I first heard it on Jim Rome, and I thought he was onto something. Then, I read it, like, everywhere else, and I realized it was like most things Jim Rome talks about — already obvious. Fact is, LeSean McCoy likes to jab Michael Vick. Well, McCoy likes […]

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How BuzzFeed, Deadspin, and the Internet Ruled the Day Jason Collins Came Out of the Closet

———————————————————— by Connor Foote Lotus Land Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Sometimes, I forget I’m 25. I forget I’m over 18 most days, but then days like today happen — days when Jason Collins becomes the “first” openly gay athlete in a major North American sports — and I’m still somehow surprised that traditional media outlets […]

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Jason Collins Says He Is Gay. To ‘Sports Illustrated’.

———————————————————— by Kolby Solinsky Editor, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— There will be a lot of people congratulating Jason Collins today, and deservedly so. As the first openly gay athlete in a major North American sport , Collins is a very, very brave man, and any other gay athletes afraid of being that first one have a potential […]

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Don’t Feel Bad for Matt Barkley. He’s a Quarterback.

———————————————————— by Turner Lavoie Haight-Ashbury Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— This title’s a little misleading, isn’t it? I don’t mean Don’t Feel Bad for a Quarterback like Brent Musberger means it. It’s not because of, “These quarterback, I tell ‘ya, they get all the good-looking women” (followed by a *heavy pant*). All I mean is, it’s part of the […]

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Don’t Worry, Geno. We Were Fooled, Too.

———————————————————— by John McNeill Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine ———————————————————— Well, shitballs! Looks like I was really, really wrong, wasn’t I? Well, myself and everyone else. “Tonight, Geno Smith will hear his name called. That’s pretty much what we know.” That’s what I said on Thursday. Just listen to me. What an idiot! I sound like Chris […]

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