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by Puck

Hockey Correspondent and Occasional Shakespeare Character, White Cover Magazine

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The NHL’s Draft combine is underway and – despite the all-world Memorial Cup performance from Nathan MacKinnon and a maybe-better World Junior championship from Jonathan Drouin – all indications tend to state without a doubt that Portland Winterhawks blueline behemoth Seth Jones will be selected before anyone else, and be selected by the Colorado Avalanche.

In a few short months, Jones has made a name for himself. Down there, he’s known as “Popeye’s Son”. Down there, he’s known as Jay-Z’s client. But, down there, he’s still not largely that known.

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Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith on Tim Tebow in Jacksonville

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by John McNeill

Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine

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It should be noted that this photo was snapped during what was a real-life logical discussion – embrace debate, haters – between Skip Bayless and Screamin’ A. Smith.

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by Ballin’ Jones

Hardcourt Correspondent, White Cover Magazine

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Attention. Attention, everyone. If you could quiet down in the back.

I have little to say that hasn’t already been said by Grantland’s finest staff writer. Or, written by him. I can picture him laughing while he writes it, though, so I guess that’s why I thought he said it. If you didn’t know, Michael Jordan played basketball against the Two Sheens — Martin and Charlie — at some point in the 1980′s. We know it was the 1980′s because MJ still had hair and Martin still looked like Emilio.

If you were one of those aspiring Internet comedians hoping to make it in this cruel, cruel world of fast breaks and lone chances, then the time has come for you to know a couple things…

1. Charlie Sheen has made more money than you ever will and that will annoy you until you’re rolling over like Dick Van Patten’s comb.

2. Vine and GIF are the greatest inventions from 2010 to 2013.

3. Rembert Browne is way, way better than any of you.

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by Chesapeake Charlie

Annapolis Correspondent, White Cover Magazine

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It’s easy for Americans to assume that almost any of them could play in the CFL. It’s their Grapefruit League, their McDonald’s foam pit, or their cousin who failed out of massage school.

So, it would be simple to assume that if Tim Tebow could play quarterback anywhere, it would be the CFL. Right?

Not according to Edmonton Eskimos — and NFL — legend Warren Moon.

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by John McNeill

Midwest Correspondent, White Cover Magazine

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Tonight, Geno Smith will hear his name called.

That’s pretty much what we know.

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