Today in Taiwanese Animation: Gary Bettman is Murdering Lady NHL With a Chainsaw

One day, it’s the Yankees. The next, it’s Princess Diana rising from the grave to stunt the publication of Kate Middleton’s chesticles. And, now, it’s the NHL.

In their latest magnum opus, the team from Next Media Animation depicts greedy owners stealing all the players’ poutine and violently shaving the arms off a female incarnation of the National Hockey League, while the players drive Ferraris and narrowly avoid what appear to be dumps of condiments chucked from angry fans.

We know we tend to write in generalities and metaphors, but that was all literal.