15 “Superbad” Quotes That Epitomize Our Frustration with the NHL Lockout


1. “What the fu*k?” – Jonah Hill

2. “These eyes. Cry every night. For you.” – Michael Cera (w/ Burton Cummings)

3. “That was, like, eight years ago, as*hole.” … “People don’t forget.” – Jonah Hill and “Greg”

4. “You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.” – Jonah Hill

5. “Fu*k my life.” – The Liquor Store Clerk

6. “Have you ever seen a vagina by itself?” – Jonah Hill

7. “You guys on MySpace, or…?” – Francis the Driver

8. “So, we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie?” – Seth Rogen

9. “I’d give my middle nut to start dating Becca.” – Michael Cera

10. “I’m not too worried about it, really. I wouldn’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it. I’m not worried at all.” – Michael Cera

11. “Let’s… go on the roof.” – Michael Cera

12. “I’m assuming you all have guns and crack.” – Seth Rogen

13. “I just think that I don’t need to cook Tiramisu.” – Jonah Hill

14. “So, I gotta sit here and eat lunch alone like I’m fu*kin’ Steven Glansberg?” – Jonah Hill

15. “If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier.” – Seth Rogen