2013 NFL Preview: The AFC South and Their “Seinfeld” Equivalents

Andrew Luck. Arian Foster. Some bum named Matt Schaub. Super Bowl hosts galore. Britts and Lockers. Maurice Jones-Drew, and Aqua Green Tunics. The AFC South is a collection of randomness, what ifs, and a contender that isn’t really a contender. It’s a conglomeration of folks who are on their last legs, and some who are just learning how to walk. It’s undoubtedly the most irrelevant division of the 2012 NFL season. So, are you excited yet?
Can Andrew Luck actually get women?
Is Matt Hasselbeck dead?
Is Blaine Gabbert cooler than Cody Fleener?
Since when did the Houston Texans become the biggest team in Texas?