2013 NFL Preview: The AFC North and Their “Seinfeld” Equivalents


So, Big Ben made it through an entire offseason without a sexual misconduct charge. Ray Rice is a very rich man, and Joe Flacco has declared himself the best quarterback in football… kind of. Oh yeah, and there are two other teams besides Pittsburgh and Baltimore, although we haven’t had any reason to remember them since the ’80’s.

Are the Ravens the favourite in the AFC?
Are the Steelers turning into miserable old bas*ards?
Are the Bengals tigers uniforms actually intimidating anybody?
Why do the Cleveland Browns look like moving pieces of sh*t?
Well, we have 17 weeks to find out…