What Happened at ‘The Guardian’ Today? Oh, Just Roger Feder Playing Soccer in a Brazil Jersey

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Roger Federer is a master of everything ball. He’s the icon of every Ralph Lauren-donner and everyone who could call themselves a fan of the phenomenon we’ll call Preppy Sports.

But, as The Guardian showcased on their Sports website, Federer’s dream come true includes meeting Pele. (Sshhhhh… nobody tell him that Messi’s better.)

“Donning the famous yellow and blue Brazil football kit, Federer emerged onto the court with an oversized tennis ball and played a game of ‘football tennis’ with his opponent Tommy Haas,” wrote England’s finest newspaper.

And, yes, he met Pele there, too.