The Cat Mommy: Kate Upton’s Top 10 Moments

At only 20 years old, Kate Upton actually has her own Top 10. Most folks couldn’t start a career from just attending a basketball game, but Kate’s friend had a camera. Now, her Twitter feed makes her money.

*in no particular order, because that would take preparation.

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Talking About America

Most folks wouldn’t draw any attention for saying they loved America. But, Kate was wearing a bikini.

The Colin Cowherd Thing

Colin Cowherd joined the growing group of 40-year-old men who have become so flabbergasted and intimidated by Kate’s young hotness, they just come off as creepy and 40. They can handle Ray Lewis, but apparently Kate is too much.

The Cat Daddy

It’s a good thing Terry Richardson is so persuasive…

The Dougie

It’s maybe the shi*tiest dance in the last 30 years. At least, it was before Upton launched her career from it.

Sports Illustrated

Forget those Czech models, those Russians with impossibly long last names, or those Caribbean women who make you put things in your dresser where Mom won’t see them. Upton’s arrival on the cover of America’s most famous swimsuit edition put her on 2011′s female Mount Rushmore.

Beach Bunny

Yes, she already has her own clothing line. She just doesn’t wear it.

MLB 2K12

And, Justin Verlander snagged her, how?

GQ

The world’s worst-kept secret was GQ‘s question to readers: Guess which blonde bombshell is on our cover this month?

Sobe Staring Contest

Search “Sobe” in Google or YouTube, and Kate Upton comes up first, not the once-popular soda.

Carl’s Jr.

Yes, keep eating Carl’s Jr. burgers. You’ll look just like Kate Upton, won’t you?